Mama took me to the bus stop again today. I told her after sitting in the cold for half an hour yesterday, The Brothers could just forget about school today. She went on and on about being a good baby and it would be okay. It's not okay to sit in the mist waiting for a bus. The Brothers don't even want to go to school, Lady.
Worst of all she put me in Great-Grandma's hat. Apparently this hat belonged to Little Big Brother until he found a way to escape it. Now it is on my head. What is with this family and putting things on my head? First pie dough, now a wool hat! People this has got to stop.
- The Hat Strikes Back